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decryption
16th October 2008, 02:45 PM
Police were disgusted to find some degenerate that left their iPhone in a hot car (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/police_iphone_left_in_hot_car_for), for three hours. Imagine that poor iPhone, sweltering, suffocating, in the car with no-one around to help. Pathetic.

Gotta love The Onion.

chrsha01
16th October 2008, 02:50 PM
I feel sorry for the iPhone, it shouldn't have to go through such torture. :D

Cassy
16th October 2008, 02:55 PM
It was pretty funny but the very last sentence made it hilarious!!

hantu
16th October 2008, 03:04 PM
this is ridiculous, haha. made my day, thanks decryption ;)

lavo
16th October 2008, 03:06 PM
Lucky there were so many Upper-Middle-Class suburbanites to offer help for the stricken iPhone :)

asphotos
16th October 2008, 03:08 PM
Police: iPhone Left In Hot Car For Three Hours | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/police_iphone_left_in_hot_car_for)

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Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:07:48 GMT

Damm..

Meh 626
16th October 2008, 03:13 PM
Last paragraph is gold. The whole piece is diamond!

Rogerthatv2
16th October 2008, 03:15 PM
I bet the parents were playing pokies!

Tragedies
16th October 2008, 03:16 PM
Awesome story :o Loved the last line.

tekrox
16th October 2008, 03:24 PM
Police: iPhone Left In Hot Car For Three Hours | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/police_iphone_left_in_hot_car_for)

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Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:07:48 GMT

Damm..


Wouldn't want too much humor in your life.

Stupid Web filtering

colbsi
16th October 2008, 03:36 PM
Hahaha, anything for the news. Poor iPhone.

- - e r i k - -
16th October 2008, 07:29 PM
Wouldn't want too much humor in your life.

Stupid Web filteringThat is onion-worthy in itself :D

reemixx
16th October 2008, 07:39 PM
Giggle giggle

MacMatt
17th October 2008, 01:19 PM
Excellent find decryption, sorry about the repost! :)

W2ttsy
17th October 2008, 01:56 PM
does that mean that if you accidentally wash your iPhone its classified as water boarding? and thus punishable under the Geneva convention?

W2ttsy

begbie
17th October 2008, 02:43 PM
good find. certainly cracked me up. :D

dotnet
17th October 2008, 03:03 PM
Those ruthless people...

I spontaneously rewarded my iPhone with a couple of new widgets... :)

Cheers
Steffen.