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Peter Wells
18th March 2008, 12:54 PM
A few minutes ago i mentioned on twitter how much i hate my mighty mouse, cos the nipple always clogs up.

Well, i immediately got an awesome tip. Roll the sticky part of a post-it note over your nipple and voila! it's clean and functional again..

i heart twitter.

tintinaujapon
18th March 2008, 12:57 PM
I roll the mouse upside down on a dampened one of those 'micro-fibre' cloths. Works every time and it's good for another couple of months.

Nice pic of Joey Jeremiah.

jeremy_warnock
18th March 2008, 01:02 PM
great tips - my mm has been shitting me for days

AnthoMac
18th March 2008, 01:12 PM
Haha if newbie mac switchers wouldnt know better I'd say the title has abit of a connotation.

Double sided tape or semi-hardened bluetack should do the job nicely.

Mac Ram
18th March 2008, 01:13 PM
Rubbing and rotating my nipple vigorously did the business for a while. But then I guess I rubbed too much, cos it failed to respond.

Even took it apart, cleaned the gunk out, put it back together and it still wouldn't work.

Linux_insidev2
18th March 2008, 01:13 PM
Double sided tape or semi-hardened bluetack should do the job nicely.

So would a well designed mouse

I HATE my mighty mouse, worst mouse I've ever had the displeasure of purchasing

ilostmypassword
18th March 2008, 01:17 PM
I love rubbing nipples.

coljac
18th March 2008, 01:19 PM
Not only does the ball inevitably get gunked up, the MM has two great bonus features. First, the mouse is glued together, making cleaning it properly as difficult as possible. Secondly, you can only press one mouse button at a time. At no extra cost!

Al Aero
18th March 2008, 01:23 PM
I love nipples rubbing.

MrJesseRoss
18th March 2008, 02:07 PM
Nipples love rubbing I.

basseyy
18th March 2008, 02:52 PM
nipples rubbing I love

jdub
18th March 2008, 02:52 PM
Rubbing and rotating my nipple vigorously did the business for a while. But then I guess I rubbed too much, cos it failed to respond.

Even took it apart, cleaned the gunk out, put it back together and it still wouldn't work.

You need to carefully align the rollers. It's easy to have them the wrong way around, as I found out the first time I opened it. Luckily I hadn't glued it back together.

ilostmypassword
18th March 2008, 02:53 PM
tee hee

Bart Smastard
18th March 2008, 03:25 PM
This is how I clean my nipples...

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:D

ClockWork
18th March 2008, 03:58 PM
The maturity of this place is everything I expected - and less...

http://www.clockworkoren.com.au/MightyMouse.jpg

STK
18th March 2008, 04:04 PM
Bring Back Inappropriate Wednesday!

macosxhints.com - Cleaning Mighty Mouse and other rodents (http://www.macosxhints.com/article.php?story=20070421070225357)
^^^ Submerge the whole thing in alcohol

MrJesseRoss
18th March 2008, 04:06 PM
Who needs the Orange Sofa when we have topics about cleaning your nipples right here?! :p

lenman74
18th March 2008, 04:35 PM
Bring Back Inappropriate Wednesday!

macosxhints.com - Cleaning Mighty Mouse and other rodents (http://www.macosxhints.com/article.php?story=20070421070225357)
^^^ Submerge the whole thing in alcohol

yeah, where has it gone, bring it back tomorrow!

LarryH
18th March 2008, 05:08 PM
Rubbing and rotating my nipple vigorously did the business for a while. But then I guess I rubbed too much, cos it failed to respond.

Even took it apart, cleaned the gunk out, put it back together and it still wouldn't work.

Haha, I just had to add that to my signature...

macphwoar
21st March 2008, 07:43 AM
Rubbing and rotating my nipple vigorously did the business for a while. But then I guess I rubbed too much, cos it failed to respond.

just made my day.. rofl. thanks for that.
can i add this to my signature, too??
i don't care, man .. it has to go there.. :D

chrism238
21st March 2008, 08:00 AM
I may have misunderstood the topic, but this approach (http://www.peteratkinson.co.uk/brush.swf) may be helpful [NSFW].

macphwoar
21st March 2008, 08:06 AM
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2334/mightymousehalf1ec5.jpg
...
...



it's missing the other half. :D

macphwoar
21st March 2008, 08:07 AM
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/3913/mightymousehalf2gt2.jpg

DJY
21st March 2008, 08:18 AM
Rubbing and rotating my nipple vigorously did the business for a while. But then I guess I rubbed too much, cos it failed to respond.


Now this would have to be one of my favourite quotes in here of all time!!!


This is how I clean my nipples...

Do you have the blue Safari suit as well?

halledise
21st March 2008, 11:13 AM
i laughed my tits off

fompsweeva
21st March 2008, 11:28 AM
I spray a bit of iso alcohol in to the nipple, then turn up upside down and rub it on a cloth.

themessup
21st March 2008, 12:39 PM
is it worth getting a wireless one for my future MBP?

macphwoar
21st March 2008, 02:50 PM
is it worth getting a wireless one for my future MBP?

my tit's .. i mean. my MM is wireless. I like it. :D

i mean, if you've used a wired one before and like it.. i'd say go for it.

avolve
21st March 2008, 02:56 PM
i recently got a BT MM and i am unsure whether i like it or not yet. It has more weight in it, and i have found i have had to re-'set it up' after putting my Powerbook to sleep (I could be doing something wrong??)...

AnthoMac
21st March 2008, 03:12 PM
mmm wireless nipple! why be tethered to a cord?

one_nil
21st March 2008, 03:38 PM
Rubbing and rotating my nipple vigorously did the business for a while. But then I guess I rubbed too much, cos it failed to respond.

Even took it apart, cleaned the gunk out, put it back together and it still wouldn't work.



I can second this..


I used to use abit of Windex or similar and a soft clothe/tissue to get the crap out.. then I must have pressed too hard one time and it hasn't worked ever since...

It's the second mm I have had under warranty..

How did you find taking it apart? I might try that soon.

NetGX
27th March 2008, 08:37 PM
I just use a toothbrush on mine follwed by the vacuum, i've heard some dental floss works a treat too

Mac Ram
27th March 2008, 08:45 PM
I can second this..

I used to use abit of Windex or similar and a soft clothe/tissue to get the crap out.. then I must have pressed too hard one time and it hasn't worked ever since...

It's the second mm I have had under warranty..

How did you find taking it apart? I might try that soon.

I used this guide (http://web.mac.com/karelgil/iWeb/MacWebSite/MightyMEng.html). Wasn't too difficult to take apart and put back together - but I may have stuffed up putting it back together again cos it didn't work.

thephydeaux
27th March 2008, 09:11 PM
How do I clean my balls? ( PC users of course) :D

LarryH
27th March 2008, 09:13 PM
How do I clean my balls? ( PC users of course) :D

How do I clean my wheel?

Now it's getting stupid ;P

richbowen
27th March 2008, 09:17 PM
is it worth getting a wireless one for my future MBP?

Yep.

Unless the wired one has been upgraded my understanding is that the wireless one is the only one with dual lasers which makes it more accurate and less likely to be distracted by a stray piece of dust.

andytlr
29th March 2008, 06:54 PM
My 'nipple' has only been able to scroll up for about a year now and no amount of rubbing with a damp cloth did anything. But I just used an alcohol swab from the first aid kit and it is working again!

andytlr
6th April 2008, 03:59 PM
After cleaning it with an alcohol swab it worked for about 5 or 6 days and then stopped scrolling down again.

Another swab and it worked again. I suppose I just need to keep a few of these lying around or buy a new mouse.