- Apple rained on Palm’s parade, by blocking the Pre from syncing in v8.2.1 of iTunes. Suck it jerks.
- Microsoft, suffering small cock syndrome, are opening their own retail stores, right next to Apple retail stores. Good luck with that one jerks.
- Going to the USA with your iPhone any time soon? Enjoy being throughly reamed by AT&T and T-Mobile’s pathetic pre-paid plans that don’t even include any data. They’re such jerks.
- Apple & Foxconn are making iPhones without wi-fi for China, because the Chinese government are a conglomerate of jerks.
- Venturebeat has gone hog wild, stating PA Semi are making chips for the unicorn/leprechaun-esque Apple tablet. Most people who want an Apple tablet are probably jerks anyways, so I don’t care until I see an Apple tablet down at Chaddy.
- EA plan to open a game studio focussed purely on making $1.19 games up on the App Store. I’m sure these jerks will do well.
- HTC’s Chief Innovation Officer Horace Luke reckons “the iPhone is slippery like a watermelon seed”. It may be a watermelon seed, but its UI is not a steaming pile of shit like a HTC phone, you jerk.
- Apple is considering making matte screens an option on more Macs. Apparently, if you like glossy screens, you’re an uncultured jerk.
- YouTube is phasing out support for IE6 because IE6 is for jerks.
- Thurly is a Safari add-on for Twitter. Like Safari140, but not made by a jerk (ooooh I went there girlfriend)
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